Microsoft, Wal-Mart Sued for Alleged Mind Control

A Canadian man is suing Microsoft, Wal-Mart and others for a variety of reasons including alleged brainwave control, satanic rituals and witchcraft!

The case is being brought by Jerry Rose of Vancouver Island who is demanding $2 billion in damages. The Calgary Herald reports that Rose claims amongst other things to have been subject to:

"invasive brain computer interface technology, research, experiments, field studies and surgery"

It's certainly true that companies such as those named have huge, powerful marketing departments - but mind control?

The defendants wanted the case dismissed with Microsoft describing the claims as "nothing short of bizarre". However Justice Fraser Wilson has decided that the trial should go ahead